Badge of Kender Patience
donated by Gaffleknot Furrfoot
Description: The Badge of Kender Patience looks like
a nondescript, brown badge, similar to
the kind constables wear.
History: Created by the collusion of clerics and
mages after the creation of Kender by
the Graygem of Gargath.
How it Works: The use of the Badge of Kender Patience
is quite simple, really. The Badge
instead casts a Slow spell of such
strength that the kender is immobilized
(well... moves really, really, really
slow) for 1d6 days. Also the kender is
unable to speak for for the duration of
the that period. After the period is
over, the kender who had worn the badge
in the first place is unaffected from
future enchantments by the Badge of
The obvious intent of the badge was to
teach the kender a little bit of
patience and not to be so boisterous.
The intent backfired when the kender
affected were turned insane by moving
very slowly and being unable to speak
for an extended period of time.