Kender Coin of Slice and Dice and Chop and Julien
donated by Peregrin Lightongue
Description: It looks like any old ordinary coin,
except with blood stains and potato
History: It was made by bloodthirsty monks
hellbent on destroying everything in
Huh? Oh anyway, I found it in a bowl of
soup once, along with somebody's
finger. I didn't finish the soup, but I
kept the coin.
How it Works: It slices, it dices, it minces, it
juliens, it fillets, and it makes fries
in 19 different sizes and shapes. It
just leaps from your hand when you
say "Oh pooh" or something along those
lines, and slices things to bits.