Kender Coin of Slice and Dice and Chop and Julien
donated by Peregrin Lightongue

It looks like any old ordinary coin, except with blood stains and potato peels.

History: It was made by bloodthirsty monks hellbent on destroying everything in sight!!!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Huh? Oh anyway, I found it in a bowl of soup once, along with somebody's finger. I didn't finish the soup, but I kept the coin.

How it Works: It slices, it dices, it minces, it juliens, it fillets, and it makes fries in 19 different sizes and shapes. It just leaps from your hand when you say "Oh pooh" or something along those lines, and slices things to bits.

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