Staff of Stinging Laughter
donated by Seiryu Staffswinger
Description: A straight staff made of dark oak,
natuarly split at the ends, to form
natures perfect hoopak. All sorts of
neat pictures are carved into it, like
laughing masks, and runes and such.
The point on the botom is made of
silver, and the sling from regular
leather. It makes a funny whistling
noise like this flying train this gnome
once showed me....
History: As my Uncle Pouchmaker once told me, as
his father told him, which he learned
from a dwarf who traded the extremely
rare and valuable information for the
kenders gold watch, *Which the dwarf
happened to have lost, and he was going
to give it back anyway, so...*
But legend has it that a kender, on his
travels, helped a mage in need by
supplying a rare item that the kender
had lying about in a pouch. The Mage
offered the Kender a service, and
leaning on his old cracked hoopak, he
decided he wanted a magick hoopak.
The wizard followed the kenders design,
Powerfull enough to stop an ogre!
But i really don't want to hurt anyone,
Id rather make them laugh!
Maybe you could make it tell stories,
But then what would i do?
maybe i could ....*it goes on*
Eventually the mage came up with the
staff of stinging laughter.
How it Works: When an oppenent is striked by the
staff, it causes a "Funny bone like"
reaction, only very intense, causing
the attacker to laugh in pain. |