Olfrek's Amazing Wand of Nothing
donated by stephen

A stick. But it's magical.

History: A guy named Olfrek made it but he can't remember why.

How it Works: It has a command word, which is "Crannarlfet askizz melothan dramlara cadalhouesse." But, even when the command word is spoken, absolutely nothing happens. Kender are excited when finding its powerful magical aura but are generally quite disappointed when they find that this is all it amounts to.

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