Harp of Disgustingly Bawdy Songs
donated by Farswiggle Dropfoot

An elaborately decorated and gilded harp, shaped as a scantily clad female in a suggestive position.

History: Made by an extremely perverse bard with a penchant for foul language, I happened to pick it up when he was ran out of Caergoth.

How it Works: When commanded, the harp will play extremely provocative songs guaranteed to make a lass blush.

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