Harp of Disgustingly Bawdy Songs
donated by Farswiggle Dropfoot
Description: An elaborately decorated and gilded harp, shaped as a scantily
clad female in a suggestive position.
History: Made by an extremely perverse bard with a penchant for foul
language, I happened to pick it up when he was ran out of
How it Works: When commanded, the harp will play extremely provocative
songs guaranteed to make a lass blush.