Knights of Neraka VS Knights who say Ni!

This Rumble ended on 2004-06-01 00:00:00.0.

Knights of Neraka

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Knights who say Ni!

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Voice over: Commander Khedriss Mennarling of the Knights of Neraka Strike Force makes his way with his companions hauling behind them a covered wagon through the forest. When all of a sudden they are confronted by a pack of strange looking wild men in furs and antlered helmets.

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Mennarling: Who are you?

Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!

Mennarling: (Wincing against the sharp noises of their voices.) Who?

Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!

Mennarling: (Winces again in annoyance) You are knights?

Knight of Ni: Yes, we are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!

Mennarling: (Winces from the sound) Knights who say Nee?

Knight of Ni: The same.

Other Knight of Neraka: Who are they?

Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!

Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!

Other Knight of Neraka: I’ve heard of them. Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!

Mennarling: Sacrifice? We’re not giving up our lives! (turning to his men) Uncover the Death Machine and prepare to fire!

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Knights of Neraka: (Looking at one another thoroughly confused and annoyed with the clamor as they ready the Death Machine.)

Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

Mennarling: Well what is it you want?

Knight of Ni: We want.....

(pregnant pause)


(dramatic minor chord)

Arthur: A *WHAT*?

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!

Mennarling: Shut Up! You all must be insane! That word is burying into my head like an axe and giving me a splitting headache. (Other Nights of Neraka start rubbing their head and nodding.) Stop it now or you will become the new test subjects of our death weapon.

Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.

Mennarling: What in the Abyss would you do with a shrubbery in the woods!?!?

Knight of Ni: When YOU have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!

Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh....

(pregnant pause)


(dramatic minor chord)

Mennarling: Uhmm.. yeah. Ok boys let’s unleash the weapon.

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