Tunic of Enlightenment
donated by Standback
Description: It's a plain tunic, so filthy that it's
original color cannot be discerned.
It has three shiny buttons below
the collar.
History: Legend tells that long, long ago,
Branchala and Gilean become
angered at the evil god Hiddukel.
In the argument that ensued,
Branchala spit at Hiddukel, with
three globs of spittle landing on his
tunic. At somepoint thereafter, a
magical kender literally stole the
shirt of Hiddukel's back, and gave it
to some gully dwarves. But in
retrospect, that makes no sense
whatsoever.
How it Works: Any gully dwarf staring at the tunic
can correctly count the three shiny
buttons (which magically never get
dirty nor fall off). They suddenly
realize that there exist numbers
higher than two. Then they look
away and promptly go right back to
rat hunting. |