Ring of Extreme Taunting
donated by Maseltis Thikknot
Description: The Ring of Extreme Taunting is a
small,snow white,thin ring whith a
small red crystal in the top.
History: "The Ring of Extreme Taunting was made
by a kender mage,who knew this human
fighter who was very rude,and the
kender mage didnt like that,so he
decide to make a ring that everytime he
wanted to make a very insulting taunt
all he had to do was slip the ring
on.So the enxt time he saw the figher
he put the ring on as quick as he
could,and it worked like the kender
mage wanted it too.It made the human
fighter so mad he tryed to attack the
kender in the city and the gaurde put
him in jail.Neat huh?"
How it Works: "If the storey dosnet explain it,the
Ring of Extreme Taunting,as soon as you
put it on,you automaticly think of a
unthinkable,highly insulting taunt,here
let me show you.."
*takes ring out and slips it on*
"Hey you,ugly,goblin eating bugbear!
Yeah,i was just wondering if that is
you real face?"
*slips ring off*
"Isnt that neat,hey,put me down,that
was only a demonstation!" |