Hair band of protection from bad hygene
donated by Pockets
Description: It looks like a normal black head band, with red and white
swirls.
History: Even I the Great Pockets Master Thief wasn't allways this good. I
was
once learning to become a thief and on my first adventure, I
was just
like a kender in a magic shop. "whats this trip wire in the middle
of
path do, TWAAANG!!!", "who knew Orcs had such bad breath!",
"Yah well the fighters in our party can take any stinky old
dragon".
It's true I made a few bad calls, But I meant well. Being part of
a
party is the nick names, Of course I was "The Smelly One" till
we got
the gully dwarf, But that does not come into this tale. Aside
from all
of that I also had to get the wood and the provisions. One day
in the
town square, (Where the General store was located) I had been
sent to
pick up a few groceries. There stood a human at a counter
screaming
at a kender to stop playing with everything (notice how I have a
kender
in all me tales even when they play no part in the plot. If not for
that last bit of self control, I to would have been playing with
everything in sight. I guessed that the kender had gotten
something to.
(for the main fact that the shop keeper said, "kender your
package is
ready, and yours #2) At that point I wished I was #2. Wait I was
number
two. I approached the counter and gathered my package. On
my way back I
got hungry so I opened it for a snack, Ack this wasn't my
imported jar
of honey. It appeared to be a head band, It looked neat black
with red
and white swirls on it. I placed it atop my head. Just then I
approached the camp when I walked into the party they all were
marveled
at how well I smelt. After that I was no longer the smelly one,
they
either were going to throw me out of the part or replace me with
some one smelly, I believe you know the rest with the gully
dwarf.
After that I began to serve my purpose in the party.
How it Works: It protects you from getting dirty and smelly. (which is bad,
believe me) |