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Monkey Summoning Ring
donated by Lethargic Lad

Description:
The ring is a brass monkey that wraps around your finger and will not let go unless you scream as many obscene words as possible within the time it takes for you to be eaten by the monkeys you just summoned

History: I don't know.

How it Works: You speak the enchantment: "There's no place like home." three times and hold the ring on high (actually, you don't have to hold the ring up, it just makes the spell look a lot better when you do it). This summons 11 and a half blood thirsty monkeys (there was an accident with the meat grinder) that try to eat the person that summoned them.

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