The Press Conference by Lavim Springtoe
"Nobody saw this one coming..." said Khellendros' representavive spawn Bob.
"This will be a masacre no doubt about it" stated Malystryx's representative
Su. Two of the most powerful dragon overlords to ever fly over Ansalon will
clash. Khellendros said "I will do this for Kitiara" and so did Malystryx.
Everyone thought there was going to be a free-for-all this afternoon is
Sancrist but it turned out there wasn't. Khellendros stated, after that
comment, there was going to be no chance that Malystryx could win. "Yeah,
yeah, I know; she might be even bigger than Takhisis herself but once
someone messes with my Kitiara there'll be no stopping me."
Malystryx, was positive she would win. "I can do it on my own," she then
"incorrectly" stated that "I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for my
friends." The other dragons were on Mal's side but once they saw Khellendros
pull his "mad dog" impression they reconsidered. It seems Mal's "friends"
won't be attending the fight in the end. Khellendros boasted that "my mad
dog impression scares everyone off, wait until I use my dirty duck, stinky
snake and buttery badger impressions on Mal."
Malystryx was fuming after that comment and another one about her being
"large". Khellendros also thought she would lose because she was a
"sissy-girl who always gets her way." Mal was so upset she almost backed
down from the competition but then she mentioned that Khellendros had a
thing for humans. "I'm serious, he has had so many chances to kill them and
he just lets them get away." There some more remarks but they have been
stricken from the record.
After that, Mal started to cry and Khellendros pulled his Mad Dog impression
and then the conference ended. Mal said she had to meet some friends and get
ready and Khellendros said he had to talk to his mom and spawn. It seems
that the anticipation of this battle has decreased.